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I Hate Miatas
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“Well, I understand your occasional need to haul spare parts to the track, but really, the Miata’s trunk is

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

Some people will always have it easier than others. Stop blaming them for your issues. Get over it. Nobody is keeping you down.

Threatening to use them in retaliation is a deterrent. Threatening to “use them first” is antagonistic.

Obviously all passengers need a bottle to spit their dip into in addition to one for beverages.

I log in with google and have had pretty consistent problems getting logged in. Anecdotally, it’s been getting worse for me - not better.

It’d be a shame to have a Planet Hulk side story and not have BRB. I dig that horse faced cyborg motherfucker more than Thor. Especially since Surtur is a huge part in his origin and he’s supposedly the big bad for Ragnarok. Marvel would be fucking up not to include him.

We need Beta Ray Bill. Also, when can I get ungrayed?

I hate being THAT guy, but I stopped caring about Pikes Peak once they paved it - it just became other strip of track. It used to be special.

He certainly spent enough time behind the offensive line during that game to qualify as one.

it’s like a blind person designed a sports car purely on someone’s description of one.

I feel like James May after he saw the Porsche Panamera for the first and felt deathly ill. This is horrible.

dear neighborhood kids - stop taking my squirtles!

It must be really hard to say “I was goddam horrified by it. I know it’s a 10 second window in an 18 yr olds life but you don’t ever put your hands on a woman. Now these are kids; kids are immature and emotional and I’ve got 4 years to grow him up but that shit will not fly here.”

A lot of the people I know chose Mystic literally just because they consider Articuno the best of the Legendary birds.

I chose Valor though, I fight for the Emperor.

AWD too. Throttle out, it may not improve the situation but it will end the suspense.

The ship customization and combat can be fun, there’s a ton of variety and strategy in the choice of starship types and officer slots. Unfortunately that’s only half of the game, and the combat on foot is duller than something that’s so dull that it doesn’t even deserve to be in the second half of this analogy.

I’ve never been a fan of the Ferrari TheFerrari’s looks, but I’ll be dammed if that black with the red accents doesnt look pretty nice.

Have you ever thought that maybe you’re unemployable because you’re a fucking asshole?

Seriously, thats what i see over and over here! Its not enough to ride according to the laws, every time some asshole decides to break it youre supposed to let them and be happy about it. Getting the cops is absolutely the thing he should have done.