UGH you suck America.

Mario Kart Double Dash (GameCube)

This new Kinja fucking blows.

Reminds me of the Tonka F-350 Pickup Concept from 2002 never understood why they never put it into production.

It'd be a $2000 car if it was running. This is close to "pay somebody to haul it away" territory.

This is the first thing that came to mind. An obvious answer perhaps, but it really does horrify me.

Pico or die, Burneko.

If you aren't voting for pico de gallo, you are truly a disgusting human who should be locked away for all of eternity. IT TASTES SO FRESH WITHOUT BEING MUSHY AND HORRIBLE LIKE GUACAMOLE, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

Uh, no?

I would actually say that the dark-green/brown and black Taurus police car looks kind of bad ass. Certainly better than any blue and white livery I've seen them sporting.

You know what,

......Help me out here, guys. Did I just read that a dealership employee TOTALED a NEW ZL1 and the dealer is saying it isn't their fault and isn't offering more than a few thousand towards purchasing a new one? Did I get that right? Is that about the size of this? Because if I was them, I'd ensure that nobody…

Dear Dealership,

How much human blood is too much human blood?

How the fuck do you vote CP on this?? For $7500 you get a clean, mostly unmollested, 4 speed Cobra II. It's a clean sheet to do what you want with. This is a NP any day of the week in my book. I wish I had $7500 to spend on a toy.

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I think it's a Passat.