This is the first thing that came to mind. An obvious answer perhaps, but it really does horrify me.

Pico or die, Burneko.

If you aren't voting for pico de gallo, you are truly a disgusting human who should be locked away for all of eternity. IT TASTES SO FRESH WITHOUT BEING MUSHY AND HORRIBLE LIKE GUACAMOLE, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

Uh, no?

I would actually say that the dark-green/brown and black Taurus police car looks kind of bad ass. Certainly better than any blue and white livery I've seen them sporting.

You know what,

......Help me out here, guys. Did I just read that a dealership employee TOTALED a NEW ZL1 and the dealer is saying it isn't their fault and isn't offering more than a few thousand towards purchasing a new one? Did I get that right? Is that about the size of this? Because if I was them, I'd ensure that nobody…

Dear Dealership,

How much human blood is too much human blood?

How the fuck do you vote CP on this?? For $7500 you get a clean, mostly unmollested, 4 speed Cobra II. It's a clean sheet to do what you want with. This is a NP any day of the week in my book. I wish I had $7500 to spend on a toy.

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I think it's a Passat.

Tesla Model S. What car has gathered more all around media attention than the Tesla? It's changing the way people buy cars, and changing what we expect from automotive technology.

I have no problem whatsoever with Uber charging hefty premiums during significant weather events, because any efficient market should quickly adjust its pricing to reflect changes in either supply or demand.

"Agreed."

All this does is make me wish that Subaru would make the WRX in a proper 2-door. Sedans are truly terrible. When I'm Emperor of the Known Universe(tm), I'm banning all manufacturers from making sedans for at least five years.

Son,