shadow-monkey
Shadow_Monkey
shadow-monkey

The fuck kind of fear-mongering article is this? “Weapons Grade”? Nope. 20% enriched. Weapons grade is specifically 70%+. “Secret”? Nope. It was publicly available information and commonly part of those, “10 things you didn’t know” lists.

Uh, I’m 6'5 and see over every stall...where are there 7' stalls?

What is the largest engine you could put in this thing? I mean, at this point, why not crate this and make it scream...instead of making me scream?

The car I bought once I got out of college was a 2008 Vibe. It wasn’t fast, didn’t look good, and wasn’t well appointed, but it had a fairly large cargo capacity and was cheap on gas and initial pocket-sting. I loved it more than I probably should, until it gave its life saving me from a Lexus SUV on I-35.

I generally, in addition to those, keep a thing of Aloe Vera, Icy Hot, and Tums, just to round out the medicine cabinet. Although, I guess those could go in the list at #5...

As someone who is deathly allergic to coconut (shampoo and shaving cream are difficult to find), look for castor oil. It does the same thing.

I normally exist on 2.5-4.5 hours a night. Any more and I have a headache all day. Any less and I feel like I’ve been hit by a bus. Probably going to die early, but on the plus side, I only need to live to 63 years old to beat the average North American male in time awake.

Can’t beat ‘em? Pit ‘em.

That thing did some of the most perfect donuts I’ve seen.

10.5...I’d offer 9 and see if we can get somewhere less than 10. But, I’d make an offer, which is NP enough for me.

Give the people a Fiesta ST or Focus ST-comparable SRT Dart and watch all the money come your way. Seriously...it is all we wanted from the beginning.

I find it humorous that they are asking why the Mercs are always winning, when they never asked why the Red Bull Infinitis were winning. I think its probably because they felt like Vettel was good for the sport and they could control them (Red Bull), where Rosberg and Hamilton pretty much do whatever they want.

Do you mean the one right before the dumb-fuck couldn’t even line up on-sides?! You’d think, after all his watching of actual players play the game, that he would take the time to learn the goddamn rules. Instead, he bumblefucks his way to success.

I mean, he can only improve the quality of “articles”.

I very nearly pulled the trigger on a 2006 SRT10 Night Runner. This was back with $5/gal gas though and couldn’t rationalize the fill up cost.

You’re wrong. I couldn’t care less. Also, fuck off with this click-baity title bullshit. I’d say you are better than that...but we all know you aren’t.

Always wanted a 2.5 RS, but for that kind of money, I can get a nicer 2-door with 1/3rd the miles.