From the looks of it, they might be wanting to sue Pizza Hut too.

Fuck man. Poor guy never had a chance. The tumor has the eye of the tiger.

Early detection is key. Les Miles’ clock management strikes again.

I look forward to PRESIDENT TRUMP focusing on a Brady-friendly judge to nominate to the Supreme Court.

No snark, it’s funny when kids get hurt

Are you there God? It's me, Timmy.

They’d probably be on Medicare, not Medicaid. Medicare Part D Rx plan actually has pretty solid coverage.

This is also why he pees sitting down.

There is a lot of other interesting stuff in the complaint, like Walters allegedly using “Dallas Cowboys” as the code name for Dean Foods ...

Why is Pierre McGuire interviewing our IT guy?

“Ryan” is obviously Brett Favre. I mean he’s not even trying to hide it.

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

Willingness to have some sex with a woman does not make any particular dude special; it’s like bragging that you can breathe through both nostrils.

Glad you tossed the salad.

Drew

So Theo Epstein is worth the total sum of the national debt then.

[Bat flips to end all bat flips]....

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

They’re from Texas. I’m pretty sure they couldn’t locate Canada on a map

Sam, I know you’re new here, but the house style guide specifically states that at no point are Russell Wilson and effusive praise to be used in relation to one another. Important to study up.