loved that article. wish you had modeled each piece tho.

Tiny Catcher: Goddamnit, that was my ride home.

Ah there it is. The wristband truther. That is fucking amazing.

Oh, you’re one of those people. I will, without fail, kick you out of my seat.

You are the reason it takes twice as long to board an aircraft than it should. Thanks for making life a little more miserable for the rest of us.

Whoopes!

The issue is those ugly ass shorts.

Women drinking alcohol?!? Someone alert John Kasich!

Related...

This is why I just wipe my hands on the back of the guy next to me at the urinal. No muss, no fuss.

“Mama always told me not to look in to the eyes of the sun....

Admission to the game was free so it’s definitely a family-friendly event. For a lot of people this is the only chance that they and their families will get to see the Buckeyes play in the ‘shoe.

You should take things more seriously.

Believe it or not, this isn’t about you, cubs fan

I thought that mom told you to put down the beer and go get ready for bed, Grandpa.

It’s because you can’t text them

Goose Gossage would drill her in the head the next time she was up for showing up the pitcher.

1st base knew what was up

Thank you, Sarah Rowles. And take note big leaguers, because after seeing this, no one will settle for the pre-Rowlesian version ever again.

The song is different, but the moves are the same.