Why not?

Did someone says QTE's?

This is my first foray with Playstation this gen and I have to say I'm not very impressed. Granted, I know that some really good games will come out in the future, but so far I have no idea what's all the rage about Playstation exclusives. I've played killzone and knack at launch and both felt pretty mediocre, then I…

Dude seriously who fucking plays these games.

holy crap this one is well made!!!

I thought the chart went like this... :/

That intro to Ezio was so good. Three games with him doesn't feel like enough.

because you didn't fucking wash it you disgusting animal

Stop breaking down my shitty wall

And meet up in a hotel for "some kisses"? Seriously? You can meet up in a park and do that shit for free.

From part 3:

'Hmmm... yeah, that's better than Windows 8.'

Do the wires not connect to things a la spider-man 2?

Oh, you want to play the game you've paid for? What a pity, it doesn't exist anymore. We now added some DLC, it's a complete new game now. This means you have to pay us again. Gosh Darn.

Think of the awesome names for the perks.