Hi. Just stopped by to say I hate the new io9 layout. That is all. Thank you for your time.

It’s easy to go on the road and do that with no pressure. We’ll see in Game 3.

The fact that you effectively get a toy at the end separates it from microtransactions in my eyes.

This applies to so much merch at Disneyland in general, as someone who still has a Mickey-eared light-up sword in his room after 25 years...

You’re subscribing already to their service and the content is monetized that way. Moreover, older content - say The Golden Girls or Smallville - has already been monetized when it was on traditional linear ad-supported broadcast tv.

The masks that prevent HIV go on your dick, numbnuts.

Actually it does, but no one here is interested in that.

it’s natural if you got big hands and or you like to read into things that aren’t there...

No asshole, this is an openly racist person who doesn’t give a fuck if you know he’s racist. Most racists know enough to try to pass as a decent person and will act on their racism in ways that are much more slick using the country systems to cover up their shit.

Reading: you aint good at it

Everybody knows Nathan Dahm only got elected because he lets pigs fuck him up the ass!

Something tells me this is an “If I can’t enjoy myself, NOBODY gets to enjoy themselves” kind of dad.

Narrator: “There was no purpose.”

Not only that, but it’s just the most absurd way to stop Batman. He is singularly focused on killing Superman, and is stopped dead in his tracks at the mere mention of the name “Martha”. Surely there have been dozens of other times during his life where this name is mentioned, and not referring to his mother, and I…

And an 85" TV is still about 2% the size of a small movie theater screen.

Charles, I know each writer on this site has a different point of view but overall you folks have a similar voice, a shared perspective that unites the website’s content, and I gotta say, this is really, really funny to me.

You are kinda all over the place. You take exception to his use of the word “luxury,” but also say that people have gotten used to seeing new releases earlier from the comfort of their couches. I think both you and Chapek are in agreement that is going to be a big driver for the short attention span of the average…

“ (In a more recent interview, Kurtzman insisted that Clarice is not going to be “Clarice Starling: The Procedural.”)“

Can you please post the number for the Suicide Prevention Hotline on articles like this? It should be standard practice, even on a site that’s being actively dismantled by an herb.

It’s pronounced “Daimler”.  The “Chrysler” is silent.