Pandora FTW!

Soooo... basically it’s going to be Smurfs versus Snorks in the next movie?

there is a deep irony to the fact that cameron took so long the theatre industry might not exist when he’s done. 

Someone drew the short straw for ‘we need hate clicks’. 

Anyone ranking trash like milky way and mars above reese’s cups is someone you can immediately ignore. What a shit article.

Because they think it’s politically advantageous to look tough on China, and they get to claim they care about human rights.

unfortunately, when you said “i’ve never had garbage wings” all i read was “i’m not discerning enough with my wing taste to declare any wings to be garbage. therefore, i am a feckless jackal.”

sorry.

to be fair, he’s equal opportunity crazy.

Nobody mentioned fucking, weirdo. Velma dated Shaggy in one of the cartoons and it’s innocent, but mention she likes girls and suddenly it’s about fucking.

I agree that ex post facto representation is bullshit. However, these situations are a little different. Rowling created and owns the HP franchise. If she intended for Dumbledore to be gay the whole time, she could have very easily put that in the text of the work, but didn’t. Meanwhile, people have been making jokes…

If you have 1o good cops and 1 bad one, and the other 10 don’t do anything to weed out the bad one...you have 11 bad cops.

This says it all.

We don’t acknowledge this version of “Deadspin”.

So you haven’t put any time into a Madden game for almost 15 years, and you’re ready to completely denounce it because of one weird tournament result?

Are you ok? Some nerds actions are too much for some of us, that’s just a fact. 

Thank you for proving my point by not being able to take a joke, extra ass.

Matt Novak: “How can I make every statistician AND epidemiologist angry at me at once?”

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

good! fuck the robotraders.

All I did was make a list of the key points from the man’s plan. I think you’re angry at the wrong person.