Another day, another Jalopnik commenter bragging about their shitty driving habits and then “well actually-ing” when someone else lets them know how much of an asshole they are.

Take your meds and stop watching Fox News.

Lol, never been vetted? How’d you find out about the rape essay, then?

Bernie’s not my first choice, but if you think that he hasn’t “been vetted” at this point then you’re a fool. He’s the frontrunner in a primary where the party itself doesn’t like him-if they had some dirt, they’d have shoved it into Ol’ Joe’s hands so hard he’d show up on TV wearing wrist braces.

So, are you saying that the sonic movie was bad because it was a good movie?

Why don’t you WATCH the movie like a regular person instead of shitting on something you haven’t seen? Fucking idiot.

So 2016 wasn’t rigged against Sanders? Interesting take that seems to ignore all facts.

you mean the story they already did: https://www.theroot.com/body-cam-footage-raises-questions-why-6-year-old-girl-w-1841705422 

I think the biggest surprise is the whole Brazzers youtube channel which apparently has Porn star’s playing video games on it because that is what I want to see these people doing

I would love to know the percentage of people with step-siblings who think this genre is hot as compared to the percentage of people without them.

if shakira gets sued she won’t have to swear under oath, since her hips don’t lie

I’m an Arizona native. While I rather like it here,I am always befuddled by the people we elect to power.

Wow

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If you are using your card as a debit card, why not get a credit card with a good point system.  Then set up auto payments to pay the balance every month.  That way you get points without paying any interest.  It’s like getting an interest free 30 day loan, plus free stuff from amazon/rei/United Airlines etc.  In…

Peloton: for the woman who can’t just get off.

How is your comment any more helpful?

Yeah, that would be very helpful for people who have clutter.

“Just go back in time and don’t get cluttered!”

Thanks a lot, asshole. You’re a real help.

Crawfish are sweeter, and funner as an event. Their flavor holds against the spice better without being overpowered. They also make better leftovers. I didn’t grow up in the heart of Acadiana having shrimp boils. There’s not a restaurant in Evangeline Parish called “the Shrimp Barn”.

Nobody puts tomatoes in gumbo. As…