First I go home and make love to YOUR wife 

Bruce, you’re out of here!

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

I’d star this, but whatever new ad thing they have up keeps me from clicking much on the site.

Cool Dom, thanks for kicking me in the balls first thing on a Monday morning.

I was sitting in the right field stands at Nats park back when he was playing for the Cardinals. The stadium was quiet because it had been a fairly uneventful game, and I’d had a lot to drink, so I decided to heckle him.

Don’t just win an argument, Godwin an argument.

using student workers is a questionable labor practice, will likely result in lower quality broadcasts

Way to amplify these dudes’ voices...

People know that’s a prop and none of the characters are actually real... right?

Live look at Acolyyte’s parenting style:

They’re letting you use the computers at the nursing home today?

Gonna guess you don’t have kids, so let me break it down

I feel like the only thing you got right was counting to three successfully.

Knew I’d scroll down here and find a “rules are rules!” guy

This feels like a good time to mention that the Buccaneers won the Ed Block Courage Award NFL Athletic Training Staph of the Year for 2013.

How did Brian Switzer send six emails about the various things he loves and not once mention the most obvious (cocaine?)

You sound like you have erectile dysfunction. Does it make you feel good bullying high school kids?

A better negotiating tactic would be for the player in question to show up at camp and heckle from the sidelines, up to and including throwing rotten fruit onto the field.

I for one look forward to the same people who in the offseason demand refs adhere to an almost impossible standard in the name of player safety, will then bitch and moan when the season starts, how refs are “ruining the game” the first time a call goes against their team.