I don’t know why Dan is so upset.. the President did everything possible to quickly stop the chant when it happened. Like stepping back from the microphone, looking around, soaking in all the racism floating in the air to energize his demon soul, and then waiting for the crowd to stop chanting on it’s own volition.…

He took 5 minutes at the end of a 3 hour show to express his opinion.

This is a big freaking deal.

Get over yourself. 

“This is great, let’s show none of it.”

FUCK YOU, JEFF. MY NAME WAS WRITTEN ON THE YOGURT.

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

I don’t know why Lebron and/or the Lakers felt the need to put this out there, I’m quite sure JR already knew the score.

My take away from this article is that Zack is trying really hard to convince people he has a gf.

“Man the 4th of July is really amazing. Sure it’s a bit of hokey, flag humping nationalism, but you really appreciate all the amazing things we enjoy as a country. (Reads Burneko’s dash post) Freedom of press was a mistake.” 

I mean why shouldn’t a gossip columnist shit on an actual journalist who has been on the front lines of Iraq and Afghanistan reporting along with tragedies such as the Pulse Shooting, the Haitian Earthquakes and the devastation in Puerto Rico? Along with being a Peabody, Emmy and Cronkite award recipient?

Can’t you just root *against* a team without necessarily being a fan of the other team? For example: I was definitely rooting *against* the Bruins. Doesn’t mean I’m a Blues fan.

I’m a parent, and I’m more concerned that noone went up to him and said “WTF?”. Dumbasses gonna dumbass. People do dumb shit all the time. Let his ass get punched, confronted, fined or sued, jail time for something like this at a public convention where dude is obviously doing a stream is just as fucking dumb as him…

Have you worked in a restaurant that uses these delivery apps?

People abstain from meat for plenty of reasons—ethical, dietary, religious—and for many, this choice is a serious one.

Seamless incorrectly listed the item and sold it. Then they gave money to a Burger King franchise who told them “we don’t have this item, what are you doing? Tell your customer you screwed up and give them this item instead,” and then Seamless’ drivers didn’t tell customers. Seamless also charged extra for an IF…

This is the fault of the driver and Seamless, not Burger King.

Turns out the campaign to kill all the animals in the irradiated countryside wasn’t done merely to prevent the spread of the contamination, but also as an attempt to find and kill the American spies Moose and Squirrel.

It’s at least most lawyers.

pfft. Lemme tell ya what’s going on here. Some suit told the pencil-necks over in tech to come up with a SUPERDUPER SCIENTIFIC ALGORITHM to pick a random episode order, so they could get a little more free press advertising. Said pencil-necks pasted a little “ORDER BY random(id)“ on the end of the SQL and took the…

4 different episode orders? So, it’s going by Hogwarts House. Mystery solved.