I knew there was a girlfriend in there somewhere but damn it Jez! I didn’t need to have easy access to a photo of her!

Oh I’m keeping my eyes open, but I’m hoping when I didn’t “take the bait” he learned his lesson.

I hope he at least has a big dick. The the last conservative I dated couldn't even keep it up half the time. Total waste all around.

They are handsome but boring on such a pervasive level that sex with either of them would be like when you swim in a really beautiful resort pool but you’re constipated or something so it’s just like eh.