I'm just happy to see that after DUMB AND DUMBER TO, VACATION, and ZOOLANDER 2, we finally get a sequel to a beloved comedy classic that doesn't want to make you impale yourself on a pair of scissors like that dude from THE DEAD ZONE.

I think it's personally great that we get both the MST3K reboot AND an MST3K reunion in the same year. The cast we love gets a chance to reunite, and a new generation of funny people gets their chance to keep bearing the torch. I can gladly say I have backed both and will be watching both; none of this Mike vs. Joel…

X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE is currently at a 6.7 on IMDb. That puts it only .3 points away from PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE. So yeah, I've known IMDb is bullshit for quite a while.

I would agree, but I'm also a YouTube reviewer who makes funny reviews of bad movies, soooo…I can't say shit. Dude's got a point though, I'm glad he's going forward with this. Our YouTube channel at JoBlo has had to put up with shit like this many a time.

You can't tell *me* what to do.

No, but it's better than THE GRAPES OF FURY—you know, that little-known sequel to GRAPES OF WRATH where the Joad family give up farming to take up diamond smuggling. Fairly decent, but when they brought Dwayne Johnson in as Jim Casy's vengeance-seeking son, it quickly went downhill.

JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

God, DUMB AND DUMBER TO was so fucking awful. It's so bad, it almost feels like Carrey/Daniels/the Farrellys were forced to make it, and made the characters unbearably awful to express their disdain in having to make the movie.

After that Cosby tweet, I think it stands for:
Tranquilizing
Ladies to
Obtain
Pussy

Well, how do you think that worked out for Samuel L. Jackson when he did the feature-length adaptation of Devo's "Whip It" video?

Well, my wife has a point about the lack of diversity…
Your wife? *makes whipping noise*
What, you think I'm going to attend an awards ceremony just because you
make that noise?
*makes whipping noise, makes whipping noise, makes whipping noise*
OOOOKAY, I'LL GO!!!

Next up, Mickey will be the subject of the next season of MAKING A MURDERER. "He described himself as a loner, a rebel, with a real bad temper…"

As genius as this sketch is, the funniest line to me comes from Leslie Jones:
"I haven't had my muffin yet, MATT!"

Well, it just says he and Trevorrow are working closely together on both movies: making sure the tone's consistent, the story matches up, etc. So I'm sure that'll be a big help. Say what you will about Disney, but they always make sure their Marvel movies hit some sort of quality watermark, and I'd think they'd do the…

Of the 50 minutes or so I watched of JURASSIC WORLD, the direction is actually pretty good. It's just that the cliche-ridden script lets him down. So I think that working with Rian Johnson's help will help him hone his craft. After all, JURASSIC WORLD was just his second film after a low-budget indie flick that a lot…

Oh, I didn't mean to be reductive. In fact, Bowie was so great, ANY term you lay on him is reductive.

And most of the time when singers do their final videos, they look propped up and barely aware where they are. But Bowie was in command of the camera up until the end.

But still, compared to an Ozzy Osbourne, he held up great.

OH, gotcha. Yes, in that case, he did look a tad on the frail side. I mean, he wasn't Johnny Cash in the HURT video bad, but life definitely caught up to him.

but you just said he looked shaky doe