I think he looked fantastic. I mean, compared to someone like Sylvester Stallone at 69, whose face is like a slowly melting candle, Bowie looked amazing.

I mean, it's not up there with Raul Julia's performance in STREET FIGHTER, but it's close.

I'll say it: Even at 69 years old and in late stage cancer, I would STILL have gone gay for David Bowie.

"Now tell me a little more about this crow-tein idea of yours."

Oh, and: "Name a Philly celebrity who'd be awesome to drink with."
"BILL COSBY!"

It sounded like she was slipping back into her Martina Martinez voice. "I'm just playin!"

SHUT UP, BIRD!

The great part about SUNNY is that their seasons are so short now that I can't help but feel disappointed by them when they're over. But then that season hits Netflix a year later, I rewatch it, and it's goddamn amazing. If any TV crew has shown that less is more, it's these guys, because it holds up so well. I hope…

FIGHT MILK! I'm surprised that gag, which didn't do much for me when I first saw it, has held up so well on repeat viewings.

But that's cheating. Kaitlin Olson isn't a bird celeb, she's just a plain bird.

It also didn't help that Zoe Saldana delivered that line with a heavenly voice…LIKE URKEL!

True, but Harrison was lucky that the movie came out when it did. It gave him a nice little career boost, even with his career going on the upswing.

Unless they do some sort of Princess Fiona in SHREK 2 thing, where they say "Oh, you need to go back to your old body for some bullshit reason!" or "You need to travel in time!"

And how pissed must Sam Worthington be that Jai Courtney, another buff and bland Australian actor, also starred in a shitty TERMINATOR sequel (GENESYS) before he does a big franchise movie (SUICIDE SQUAD)? "Damn it, now they'll NEVER tell us apart! I'm gonna have to get plastic surgery now!"

Plus, compare his career between franchise movies to the case of Harrison Ford. In between STAR WARS movies, he did APOCALYPSE NOW, RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK and BLADE RUNNER. Before AVATAR 2 has even started filming, Sam Worthington's career is in critical condition. The best parts he gets now are thankless supporting…

True, but the only way I remembered that was you mentioning it back to me. Plus, TITANIC had a monster of a theme song with "My Heart Will Go On"—dominated the radio, dominated pop culture, won an Oscar. AVATAR had that song by that chick who had won the British AMERICAN IDOL show—no one remembers it, no one can sing…

Also, consider that now we're in the age of Tumblr, where people can do fan art of characters from GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY and FORCE AWAKENS and theorize about what their characters did before the movie and what they'll do in the sequel, which I think is becoming the new test of a movie's staying power these days. And…

I haven't seen Sam Worthington in anything for a long-ass time. I think that he and Jai Courtney just merged into the same person one day and no one noticed.

Neither was THE RIDICULOUS 6!

How sad is it that Adam Sandler gets to release his own movie on Netflix, but the best he can do for David Spade is release JOE DIRT 2 on Crackle? How much of a fucking friend is that?