Now to be fair to Mr. Hardwick, he did get the RiffTrax guys on @midnight and you could tell he was a huge fan of them, but yeah…he doesn't need MORE shit to do.

Curly Joe.

I just found last week he's a psychiatrist now. His daughter died, which led him down the path of psychiatry. That…sort of makes me not hate him as much anymore.

They're promoting the Kickstarter, so I'm gonna say it won't.

Actually, they're doing way more VOD releases nowadays. There's only been two commentaries released this year.

Actually, I just saw on Reddit Best Brains is dissolved and has become Consolidated Puppets, Inc. or something to that effect. Plus Joel mentions on the Kickstarter they've solved the legal issues preventing MST3K from coming back, so I assume Mallon's heart has grown three sizes that day.

I liked Bruce Greenwood.

Look, man, I'm ashamed enough as it is being a millennial. YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUB IT IN MY FACE!

I lived through three James Bonds, four Batmen, and eighty-four Spider-Men. I can handle a third cast lineup of MST3K.

This cannot be our hero—hey, movie, movie! Let me see your supervisor, this will NOT stand!

Well, RiffTrax is selling MST3K episodes now, which means Mike, Kevin and Bill will finally see some money from the show, so I assume all is good among everyone. I'm fine with RiffTrax doing its own thing.

So the next time any of you wanna bitch about the GHOSTBUSTERS reboot, just assure yourself that at least none of its actors raped their stepmothers. But then again, Andy Garcia always looks like he's been hiding some shit in his closet. Hmmm…

Oh, they didn't tell you? In this movie, the Joker is actually Moby.

Umm, they really expect him to keep this shit up for another couple of movies? Because if Jared Leto decides to shoot up a shopping mall, that'll be on your head, DC.

"His slanderous ‘Cop Fiction'"? Man, seeing how shitty New York cops are at enforcing the law, you'd at least think they'd work on stepping up their pun game, maybe testing out some material at Mister Yuk-Yuk's down on 8th Avenue?

"And sir, why did you use instant messaging instead of, say, Twitter?"
"I AIN'T GOT TIME TO TWEET."

"I'm here to party."
"And hunt down guerrilla soldiers in the Amazon—"
"MAYBE."

"Come on. Do it. DO IT, have a seat. Come on, come ON. Sit down, right here, SIT DOWN! RIGHT HERE, SIT DOWN!!! COME ON, SIT DOWN, RIGHT HERE!!! Come OOON, do it NOOOW, SIT DOWN!!!"

I need a hot jacuzzi!

THE BURBS is always a good decision.