The third, my dear boy!

What an insult that would be to the Special Olympics. The regular Olympics three years ago got the Who, the Spice Girls, the Pet Shop Boys, Annie Lennox, George Michael…you get Corey Feldman. Yeah, way to make the mentally/physically challenged feel good about themselves, guys.

The way Rob Sheffield went after him in the last issue of Rolling Stone made me so mad, I finally cancelled my subscription to it. He was still on him about making hackneyed/stupid jokes on Twitter, a good 7 or so months after the rest of us got the fuck over it.

Put the fucking makeup kit away, turn off the Garageband, and go get a real fucking job. You ain't Weird Al, and you never will be.

But he did. He acted in PIXELS.

"No deal, Dinklage, that moon money is MINE!"
-Nolan North

"We know a remote tower on the moon where a wizard lives. Every fourth quadrant, spells grow there."

I'm not upset that the new Ghostbusters visited a sick kid! I'm upset that it's a reboot and it's not in the same continuity as when the original Ghostbusters visited a sick kid!

Forget the brownface thing. This dude doesn't even look like Desi Arnaz. He's got a shaved head and a blue button shirt. He looks like Obama.

You think your cousin had it bad? My uncle went to tryout for the Philadelphia Eagles, and the guy said Donovan McNabb would be coming. Turns out it was the guy who played Elvin on THE COSBY SHOW, and all he did was do a plug for McDonald's. Fucking ripoff, dude.

Remember when they published the screenplay in book form at the time that movie came out, but didn't include the last scene because they didn't want to reveal the "shocking twist"? Everything about that movie was horseshit, I'm telling you.

FUCK ME. Sorry.

DURR, I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFWENCE BETWEEN THE NEW FANTATASTIC FOUR AND THE OLD FANTATASTIC FOUR. ONE HAS A BLACK AND THE OTHER HAS ALL WHITES, BUT UDDER DEN DAT, THEY LOOK LIKE THE SAME MOVIE AND I DUNNO WHO I GIVE MAH MONEY TO. THIS IS JUST LIKE DAT TIME I WATCHED THE AVENAGERS AND IT WADDINT ABOUT SUPERHEROES AT ALL,…

"Flame on, who else said that? Oh yeah, Anderson Cooper." Boy, Bill sure called that one, didn't he?

I keep getting him mixed up with the dude Hilary Swank was married to when she won that first Oscar and he cried like a little bitch.

It's Rolling Stone. They gave one of Mick Jagger's solo albums and that John Fogerty covers album of John Fogerty songs five stars.

I am very disappointed that you unleashed your dogs of war in our territory, Mr. Depp.

And while we're at it, let's throw these nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg down that well.
*box of photos come back up from well*
WHAT THE?!?

Is this Nora Dunn?

No, they're sending their LOVE down that well.