Well, compared to the shit he was saying about Shearer when Shearer badmouthed the newer SIMPSONS episodes, this is actually pretty mutual.

I could say all the obvious shit: show really ended 10 years ago, Shearer is irreplacable, how dare they drive this show into the ground, etc. etc. But look, Shearer has made it clear he doesn't like doing it, we know he's kind of a dick, so maybe we should just accept this and let him do something he likes. There's a…

HAAAAAAAYYYYYYY, HA-HAAAAAA!

DUH-OH!

The king is dead. Long live the king.

If pissing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

Well, I don't chalk that up to hatefulness. It's just that the senses of humor of those guys are still old-fashioned in some ways, but they are evolving. Bill Corbett wrote a great piece on his Tumblr about how they wouldn't be using the term "tranny" in any future RiffTrax because he's now aware of the connotations…

Good on RDJ. I love how the dude has turned himself from a trainwreck who was getting arrested every couple of weeks to charming megastar who embraces his new found success and visits children's hospitals. He's been through some shit, and there's no need to make him relive that shit in what's supposed to be an…

Also, Mike Nelson is apparently a hardcore Republican Christian, yet he does not let that inform his humor. They've made plenty of jokes at the expense of Fox News on RiffTrax. The only time I could see Mike being potentially inflammatory was when he joked in an interview he did between MST3K and RiffTrax about his…

I think it's just that Bryce Dallas Howard might just be a really terrible actress.

I'm fine with this. I love physical copies as much as anyone else, but I stopped buying these sets around 2012. The only way I'm gonna watch a season 12-present episode of THE SIMPSONS is if it's on in syndication and nothing else is on. I just hope we do get a commentary for the 90s show episode so the creators and…

But they're still going strong and have four live shows coming up this year. The "please donate" tags don't bother me at all. I've certainly downloaded a torrent or two of theirs because balancing RiffTrax audio alongside the loud-ass explosions of a Michael Bay movie and having to render it for 26 hours in Vegas Pro…

"Okay, Mr. Lowe, would you like HBO with your cable package?"
"VE VILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!!!"

Nicolas Cage has good taste. After all, CON AIR and CLIFFORD both involve men angrily protesting someone else give them a bunny.

So Paul Walker walks into a bar. And by "walks", I mean "drives", and by "bar", I mean "tree".

Wrong kid died!

I gave up around 12 minutes into the pilot when the chipped tooth black woman who looks like the sister of "Ain't nobody got time for that" was yelling at the Botox-lipped rejected Playboy bunny about where her chicken was at. If this shit didn't have every other actor screaming their lines with the worst sound…

Russell Brand finally knows what the few people who saw ARTHUR felt like.

They ain't getting the home version.

I was hoping they do an episode where he gets caught doing the same thing Stephen Collins did and soon finds himself dead after a pack of wolves bite off his dick. Then the Gang, after Bruce took away their party mansion and called them the worst people he ever met, laugh uproariously at the irony and get the mansion…