This could be John-Cleese-in-a-Mini funny.

Maybe nice enough price to fly cross-country and drive it ba- OH WAIT.

I would be fine with slurping, but I can’t get past this guy’s ball cap/glasses thing.

Yeah, but everybody knows bikes can’t float. (My position is irrational and Imma hold it.) :)

I’m voting car.

The physical ability to steal a bunch of sets of wheels is a really good starting point. They’re already doing labor, it’s just a matter of finding honest work instead of doing what they do now.

Looks like some other things of interest on the same lot.

Without socks? I’ll allow it.

The duo, recorded on camera...

I have to admire their work ethic.

From the inside, this car sounds a little like dubstep.

I feel like this is beyond aesthetics and getting into right-to-repair territory. High end / high priced brands where owners won’t worry about it seems like a great place for manufacturers to make inroads - Porsche, Apple, what have you.

Shouldn’t he also be against the Eiffel Tower and the Arc de Triomphe? How are these making an immediate improvement to the lives of Parisians? And why devote three-quarters of a million square feet to a museum, of all things? Another gross misuse of land, another ecological aberration. Art!? Pfft. Where is the…

Not sure if car or assisted suicide machine.

Nothing lasts ForEver.

I personally don’t care anything for a stratospherically priced BMW that can’t really be exercised on the street, and I read this anyway because this is a great write-up.

Solution: continuously waving blue flags at every turn.

I find myself oddly a fan of Honda’s Sonic Gray Pearl.

I can’t even find the words. I wish we had video of him being called on the carpet, I need catharsis.