Reminds me of my favorite Car and Driver phrase, when they tested a Honda riding mower they listed the 0-60 time as “still accelerating at press time.”

lofty unrealistic expectations

For me, this is the real story. Things are going to break, whatever, but if users have to turn to your competition for support it’s not a good look.

There’s poo!

I hope at least a few were stripped to be turned into race cars.

Here’s an animated gif showing how this thing works, for those who are having trouble with the concept.

“That’s the cup of a car painter.”

Which describes just about every SUV and crossover.

“Immaculate” would be better, as long as we’re doing a religious theme anyway.

You seem to be arguing CP in the article. Who am I to disagree?

I know this is hard for everyone because ‘Murrica, but can we please just go with the rest-of-the-world standard using swallows and coconuts?

Well of course the package is lightweight, but then you’re adding it to the car, so you see, the car gets a little heavier, but it’s only lightweight heavier.

That’d be the definition of flight from prosecution.

I think somebody saw “Kia Telluride” and, yeah.

Always, always allow a free re-spec when skills or skill trees are significantly tweaked. The entire game industry should know this one by now.

capable of being lifted to overseas hot spots

You noticed the problem 14 years too late. This is just Valve’s blueprint being used against them.

Is the bridge headliner falling down, or is that “decorative?”

Smells like online DRM to me. I’m sure this will be fine.

I spotted their secret recipe.