Ah yes, the weekly Jalopnik financial article written by someone who clearly doesn’t understand the underlying subject matter.

Petty thieves disagree.

Touchscreen shifters are a fantastically stupid idea.

So keep an emergency car window breaking hammer in your car?

he takes it to the body shop at the point when Ridge Wallet cuts him a big fat check.

the actual information is that it is exactly as bulletproof as sheet steel.

1) Imagine having the kind of money you can just shoot your new truck

But you still get the perks...metal detector instead of body scanner (a little bit faster), you can keep your shoes and jacket on typically, and leave your (single) laptop in your bag...usually. I’ve noticed there does seem to be some variance between individual airports, but you frequently do not get most or all of…

“Kinja won’t let me add a picture.”

“That doesn’t sound great, but it is normal enough for a tent, I suppose”

So Tesla is selling the CyberCucks a worse version of this. Insert picture of the Pontiac Aztek tent since Kinja won't let me add a picture. 

Oh yeah? You get in the ring with Tyson and let us know how that goes for you. If Kotaku is still around by the time you get out of your coma that is. 

So let me get this straight: they just had Hogwarts Legacy, a best-selling game of 2023 that’s single-player with no microtransactions and no live-service component to it, and Suicide Squad which is a GaaS disaster (in a successful Arkham series that was single-player up to this point) that went as low as 250 players…

It’s no longer about giving us quality games. It’s about turning console games into app games with in game purchases. Look, I’m not a competitive gamer. I don’t play Fortnite, Apex and COD players to prove I’m the best player. At that point it becomes a sport. I hate sports! I like to go on single player action/adventu…

Maybe I am old but this doesn’t feel like news at all.  Big game comes on multiple disks isn’t a new thing. I remember when a game would come on a box full of 5 1/4 inch floppy disks

Okay, but if we’re being honest here...a bunch of kids thinking they’ve hit the jackpot by grabbing a ticket to the Wonka Experience only to get inside and learn it’s a horrifying nightmare is lore accurate.

Yeah that’s meth.

Not included is the photo of the lady dressed as an oompa loompa behind what looks like a table cooking meth.

Come with me, and you’ll be, in a worrrrld of no imagination!