Easiest way to appease my 2 year old at Target is go to the Hot Wheel section.

When my kids are dancing like that, I drag them to the bathroom.

Could they be jelly since he has two Corvettes?

Jackstands. Even if it is just one.

I see no car....

Any details on the “sex belt?” It for a friend...

All the stars for you!

That was my thought when I watched it...

That’s a very educational channel, and I wish I knew how I found it.

Medal of Honor Allied Assault.

How long until consent videos start showing up in social media posts? How depressing is that?

OMG...his play by play. lol

Did that to me on iOS.

All I noticed is the therapist has a really heavy 5 o’clock shadow...

That spare couldn’t handle the freedom that truck was spouting off about.

The catcher’s reaction says it all...he knew, but stood up to make sure and then was just, “Fuck, where’s my beer? Can I still get a beer?”

I feel dirty...like I’ve been staring at a woman wearing a red see-through top and she’s wearing a lacy black bra underneath.

OMG...the color options:

Does the Pixel have a headphone jack? It looks like it does from the link...

Are we sure it is a Mustang, there’s a person to the right and it doesn’t appear to hit them...