Maybe they have a 30-inch wide screen and read the web in a maximized browser? Then it would be one line, maybe.

Isn’t it awesome? I love when they lose by their own arguments. Now, if they only learned from it.

$1.50 for 24 seems expensive, but the last time I needed them was for science in middle school. Stupid mouse trap car...

Weren’t those sold as “humane” traps when they first hit the market? lol

Marshmallows can set the spring traps off. The marshmallow bag will be ripped open, they will go everywhere. When it happens to your mom, don’t start laughing until she finishes complaining about cleaning them up. For me, I was at school when all this occurred, and that was the first time milk came out of my nose…

I passed a totaled* Prius (and rejoiced) and there was no airbag deployment. The speed limit increases from 50 to 60 after the light it occurred at. The Prius was the one rear-ending, not sure what it hit, it wasn’t there. I think it might have been a Suburban or something of similar size. This is in California so the…

Cut the current wing dimensions in half. Make them half as wide, deep and tall. The teams will then focus on getting the right amount of clean air into the sidepods as that will be dirty air entering them.

We usually goto sleep... Or back to sleep. If I’m feeling chivalrous (not actively passing out), I’ll give her something for the mess.

I remember that recall, I don’t remember the part shortage. I don’t have Jeeps though. The only thing I can think of is they used Mopar parts instead of aftermarket. That’s still bizarre.

There was a Jeep trailer hitch shortage? How the hell was/is that possible?

I’m glad I wasn’t seeing things.

Marine Corps too. Camp Horno (on Camp Pendleton) played the national anthem, then the Marine Corps Hymn at 0800 everyday. Full stop, standing still for about 5 minutes. If you were near the flagpole, you just hoped the rope didn’t have a malfunction as you were stuck until it was at the proper height for the day.

The only thing I don’t like about Crunchy is I don’t get a warning if something is TV-MA, which is important to me because my kids watch over my shoulder until I smack him like Batman.

My kid wanted to take the train from California to Kentucky, I asked if he wanted to get there before school started. I then explained that you only take Amtrak if you have absolutely no hard times to be someplace on the other end. Because they’ll be late, by a lot, if you get there.

And everyone knows you are lying because you don’t smell the smoke on your clothes anymore.

I get Rams every week!

All of those college football players that don’t make it to the NFL, and we don’t dominate rugby and rugby 7s? This is ridiculous and needs to be corrected.

No one should wear skinny jeans, ever.

No, I was expecting a leek joke.

That’s really bad...I thought it was a leek joke.