Because cars are bad, M’KAY? - EPA and CARB statement

I would think Catback exhaust mods would be OK, the cat is the last emission control isn’t it?

That’s it! No more grays for you, maybe.

I know I'm a horrible person and apologize for your mental anguish.

They went crazy, bit their handlers and the producers were forced to put them to sleep.

I remember a video of Bigfoot racing a steamboat. I can find it though, maybe I was wrong?

I swore Deadspin had a Why Your Children’s Television Program Sucks: The Wiggles...maybe it was lost to Kinja?

I remember a game like this from the 90s. I can’t remember the name, the idea is the same, the big difference is you were a Nazi machine gunner on the beaches of Normandy. I thought that was stupid, this is also stupid.

My older two sons watched them so much I loathe them.

There is only one Wiggle in that picture, the rest are impostors.

Don't we have these? I think we call them monster trucks?

Didn’t Bigfoot race a steamboat in the water?

Let’s stop trying to figure this nonsense out and find the loopholes!

That's to easy and will prevent cash filled handshakes between government agency and their chosen benefactors.

I’d say all helmets...the purpose of helmets is to keep your skull from splitting open and spilling the gray matter out.

I find Olympic gymnastics to be a really creepy event.

Just make sure you didn’t label all the circuits in pencil.

It was Speed (or more accurately the NASCAR Channel) before FS1.

Or dislocates a shoulder.