You don’t have to be a Raiders fan. You can root for any team you want if your city doesn’t have a team when you were in formative years. It number 18...I have no idea why I remember this. I am ashamed that I remember this.

Yea, if I’m a defendant in a jury trial, I’m screwed as the ones on that jury will be mouth breathing cubicle workers not smart enough to get out of jury duty.

I don’t think he is talking about investing, I think he is just talking about balancing your checkbook and personal finances. I have a step daughter who is 26 and she can’t manage her money for shit. She should absolutely have it figured out by now but she doesn’t, and to the point of where she’s joined a pyramid…

Personal Finance, not economics (that sounds like the economy as a whole), should be taught in high school. It should include things like budgeting, filling out loan applications, filling out rental applications and how credit cards work. Contacting various utilities to get those setup/turned off etc.

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

The eggs one is a pass, but he did it wrong. The one that spins faster is the cooked one because the uncooked egg sloshes about.

If referring to a racing bicycle (think Tour de France), the shorts form a pyramid leaning on the handle bars. Everything kinda just rests there, in that void, assuming your shorts are the right size.

That, that is the stupidest. Can we include the red baseballs they (Fox) issued during spring training as a trial?

Is it glowing or does it just appear to be glowing because of the snow?

Something stinks...

Let’s not forget all the bourbon next door...

No, she genuinely just didn’t know and only thought there was gasoline, diesel, or electric to make cars go.

That was a hard 20 minutes...I’d prefer that not happen again. All because of an apron.

And then the realization that they created one of the dumbest motherfucker alive. But since this is in TN, they probably won’t reach that enlightenment.

My wife read that story (the TN (fuck spelling that)) and asked if you can drink gasoline and how race car gasoline was made. I tried not to laugh...honest. I then explained how race fuel is made for NASCAR and how that wasn’t what they drank. Then explained what they most likely drank was methanol.

Or freed during hurricanes.

No worries, my inner chemist gets in the way at times.

Fennel’s a plant...did you mean ferrum (iron) or Pb (lead)? Or is it something completely different...

Well duh. It is Deadpool...