Don’t call Marines soldiers, we hate that.

He made it through Marine Corps Boot Camp, he could make the shots. Hell, I could make the shots.

I just got here. Aliens solves lots of unanswerable questions, i blame them when my wife accuses me of something.

Yes, this is mine.

I’ve had this discussion about 10 years ago, would you rather have earthquakes or hurricanes? I chose hurricanes every time, I get up to a week notice, there’s a chance it changes course or dissipates, and I can get out of the way. Earthquakes are more like those jump scare videos, everything calm and normal and then…

Farting in California has been known to cause cancer.

It is kind of funny the player stops to check him.

They were about a minute of game time within one.

She looks like that top is choking her.

Can we change it to Sabres sweaters?

I’m ashamed...and decaffeinated...

I hate new LEDs for this reason, especially if they are in a new router, modem etc.

Found it. Will have to whack it a few times to be sure.

My reply was meant to show he’d be screwed either way. I’m well aware guardrail will deform at highway speeds (my dad was in charge of a crew that replaced/installed guardrail, so he’s got lots of neat pictures), and that guardrail will probably deform more given it probably designed for the speed limit of the road…

Usually no, my mom works for a Kohl’s in Kentucky and I think they were paid day off closed. We talked yesterday and she wasn’t complaining about free vacation. It used to be an if you get here safely that’s great, but if you can’t, that’s OK too.

When this happened 20 years ago in Maryland (born and raised in Maryland barely remember the blizzard of 83, and fondly remember 93 and 97), they called a state of emergency and you could be ticketed and car towed if on the roads. The only vehicles they wanted on the roads were plows (Department of Transportation and…

We should tell him he’ll get better photos from the guardrail side then...

Yes, that wasn’t fade that was intentional.. Especially since he comes “flying” in like a ninja.

When's the All Star game so Rucillo gets his team back?