Sorry for showing up late to the vomitorium. I just watched this real neat way to watch forced profanity in a half hour format, and quite frankly I am shocked to find that not one asshole has mentioned the fact that Affleck’s face barely moved as he violently sharted out of the frozen mouth part of his filthy…

What is and where did you get the background sound? It worked on me, and anyone else that I have shown this post . ByooooooWoooooooo...

Double zero??

Or, you know uh, I mean, do you got any promising uh, uh, leads?

Batshit

“Skittles” like running though a mufucker face over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over?

deadspin awards category-

For whatever reason, I am still watching the NBA draft. To be honest, I am bouncing in between watching a repeat of this week’s GoT, two flies fucking, and the 2nd round of the draft, in that order.

Gotta admit, just can’t get enough of these dog posts. I also can’t get enough of smoking drugs. Pretty sure there is a correlation there, but in all seriousness, keep up with the dog at the ballpark nuggets. Always good for a harmless haha or three.

I’m sooo late coming to the comment party and have not paid a bit of attention to what any media outlet has said about it, but for as neat as that play was, even at the time I saw it happen live, I thought it was at a minimum basket interference.

Ah, I see you went for the...uhh...low hanging fruit...

Welp, gonna have to agree with the Skipper here. As such, that agreement probably just gave me painful cancer.

Fuck ESPN and their talking heads former and current. Fuck ESPN, always and forever. If anyone was ever interested in getting their information from a mass media outlet, then they would do better jamming their head in a toilet located in a stall at Texas JerrahWorld while two drunk folks are playing hide the…

You have outdone yourself here. Awesome.

- Greg Oden

To be fair, the knee was the least of Kevin Ware’s problems that one time. Breathtaking.

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As is Clarence Thomas.

As you may already have figured out, shit also runs downhill.