Are we sure he’s an actual alive human? Because given his ramblings, and considering the fact that in that screen grab at the top of the page he looks like a circus peanut wearing a caterpillar, I’m not really convinced. I mean,

Seriously, he sounds like he’s running for junior high class president with the amount of ridiculous things he is promising. “I promise, if I win, homework will be optional, tests will be scored by a friend of your choosing, lunches will be catered by Per Se and school will only be three days per week.”

Notice how the people who want the biggest, baddest military and advocate invading other countries never serve in the military themselves?

Remember when McCain was first running against Obama and he was a reasonable, rational, person who could discuss issues without hyperbole and catch phrases? Before Palin was added as VP on the ticket? This is the opposite of that.

Oh, I’ll go and say it—I really think that this late stage lapse into fascistic conservatism is a form of mental illness, comparable to alzheimer’s. I’m not absolving Trump, just saying that I think this is a symptom of certain people becoming susceptible to these crazy machinations as they age.

Nuke him from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

He parodies himself. You don’t even need to write jokes about him, the comedy is just there.