People jump off of bridges without being seen all the time. In particular, people jump into the Hudson river off of the George Washington Bridge without being seen all the time. You could be right overall, but this isn’t the piece of evidence you think it is.

I’m on board with all of this.

You’re not wrong, but I wouldn’t exactly put Metallica and Britney in different categories - at least as far as cool/not cool is concerned.

“Actions speak louder than demonstrations” is truly one of the dumbest phrases ever uttered on television.

Crypto ornithology is a civilized field. No reason to resort to fisticuffs.

Only if you’re talking about famous ornithologist, Dr. My-Nephew.

Big Bird is a canary. Says so right there on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bird

A lot of them do have comparatively good maternity benefits. But even then, they typically only kick in if you’ve been there a year, so the idea of some floozy showing up for work for a little while, then getting knocked up and hitting bricks ASAP is silly. Even if this hypothetical woman only sticks around long…

I’ve seen bigger.

Sweet. My cat’s gonna love this.

Sweet. My cat’s gonna love this.

“Their turn.” Do we all get one? Can I yield mine to someone worth a shit?

Did they let one of them keep her phone in the van? That’s...unexpected. Good pic, but it’s weird.

Also Mayoral ones. And the ones that happen all the time when UN dignitaries visit. Or when the Pope came to town. Also the St. Patrick’s Day parade. And the Puerto Rican Day Parade. And the Dominican Day Parade. And the Greek Independence Day Parade. Not to mention, of course, the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day…

Not even. It’s Manhattan - anyone going to pick up their kids isn’t driving there.

Yeah, ground definitely would have been stood.

All I can hear looking at Chazelle, is the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme.

I’ve never had it, but I can’t believe that it’s better than the Chicken Shack at Shake Shack. I realize that Shake Shack is only available to coastal elites, but I am one and I’m glad. So there.

Wait, the house was drug addled? Can a non-sentient object even be addled? Is the house sentient?

Yeah, fuck all of ‘em.