It was actually “bong bong.” He picked it up during his extensive dealings with Wu Tang Financial.

Pretty sure this recording was preceded by Wilbur Ross jabbing a finger at at an associate in his office and mouthing the words “record. this. shit” then rolling his eyes and making the finger-around-the-ear “this guy’s crazy” gesture.

“Something about crowds...no, shit, that can’t be it, that’d be crazy...um...fuck...Sweden? Shit, I can’t...America great again...I wanna say...Jina? Fuck it, no idea, doesn’t matter, it’s all bullshit anyway.”

It’s crazy that he thinks demand will just stay the same. Sure, I’d probably spend the extra $20 on a $200 TV, but I might well not spend the extra $100 on a $1000 TV. And not everyone’s tipping point on that stuff will be the same, so you will absolutely depress demand, probably by a lot.

I’ve never had it, but I can’t believe that it’s better than the Chicken Shack at Shake Shack. I realize that Shake Shack is only available to coastal elites, but I am one and I’m glad. So there.

Wait, the house was drug addled? Can a non-sentient object even be addled? Is the house sentient?

Yeah, fuck all of ‘em.

You used that word, “directly.” I do not think it means what you think it means.

Because he lives in that ridiculous environment in which all of these assholes all know each other and fuck each other and churn out entitled dickhead children who go on to know and fuck each other and churn out their own tiny dickheads. And all the while, each of them knows they’re good people because they aren’t…

<insert black cock jokes here>

That doesn’t even sound like him.

Not a hopeful thing, since he will sign anything anyone puts in front of him, without even glancing at the substance. “Whoops, my bad, Mr. President - I accidentally put a Paper McDonalds placemat on your desk instead of the bill. But you signed it anyway, so I guess we’re gonna drone strike the Hamburglar.”

To these people, it’s just a reflex to hate any rights guaranteed by theBill of Rights.*

I bet he didn’t - because that’s not really how it works. I mean, I think it’s all a lot of horseshit, but if her faith is protestant, as long as she “accepted Jesus as her lord and savior” she can roll up to the gates with a whole wheelbarrow full of unconfessed sins.

“Her daughter had reportedly admired Tyson’s earlier book Blood Done Sign My Name, which is centered on another racially charged murder committed by someone known to Tyson’s family.”

Speak for yourself. I woulda gotten my ass handed to me on account of my quick, violent temper and all the dirty shameful skeletons in my closet.

Whether the cop is correct about that or not, did you see the video? He took that lady down and jammed a taser in her back because she raised her voice at him. There was NO plausible threat there at all. That was a pure temper fit by a cop who got pissy that she was insufficiently obsequious.

“Utter and abject failure.” She lost the election, yes. However, she did win three million more votes than Trump. It’s a failure, no doubt, but “utter and abject” makes me think you aren’t viewing this entirely rationally.

“Single most flawed candidate ever put forward.” You haven’t taken an American history class, have you?