Ever seen BLM land in the Southwest? It’s usually desolation as far as the eye can see.

Porsche has been doing this forever?

ahhhh, there it is!

Isn’t it not good?

Why not say fuck the gangbangers?  This many cops following him means he was already under investigation 

GTFO with $9500. In any sensible timeline this would be a $2500 beater at best. 2WD, grungy inside and out, and broken. 

lincoln dealers: “non alright, not alright, not alright”

My first thought was college football coach, but that location looks weird for that kind of money. Even more shady, the H&L Motors referenced in the add doesn’t come up in a google search within the state of Alabama. With this coming in a bit low relative to similar things on Autotrader, now I just wonder if the add…

The crowd was just beta-testing an AI firework. New tech company called BangMo is applying AI technology to things that go bang. Going to be huge and we want to encourage innovation, right? Still a few kinks to work out, but that’s the price you pay for innovation. 

If not stolen, then at least illegally modified. Decatted, straight piped, and emissions deleted should be enough to have them thrown in the crusher. 

Headline: Cops finally do the damn job they are paid to do.

Plus, that $38k in Uber fees were never his to start with? Doesn’t Uber collect everything, and then pay him out what he is owed? Attributing that $38k in fees as if it were his income, seems a bit silly from a book keeping perspective. Seems like the article should really say that the Uber driver generated $103k in…

Literally the only reason I still come here as well. This site is a small shadow of itself with almost all of the old writers either elsewhere or at the site that Jalopnik should have turned into- The Autopian.

Thank you sir for coming back! You are 90% of why I even still come here, and a reminder of the good old Jalop days. Hope you enjoyed a well deserved vacation

I loved the fact that when Metallica won Best Metal Performance in 1992, they thanked Jethro Tull for not having put out an album that year.

I am siding with the school on this one. It is not a public school - it is a private school with membership.

In what way exactly is Chappelle a terf? I can’t think of anything “radically feminist” he’s advocated - he’s just a plain old anti-trans bigot.

the best shows, or... just all the shows

he was a total blast and so was the whole movie.