I totally read that as well. But i'm also binge watching Friends rn.

Am I the only one who read that as:

I'd like to think it was an intern who was all like "dude, what was that movie with those black people?" Hilarity ensues.

This is the kind of science the world needs. Dedication to the search for truth, no more what it takes.

In my own personal study that was conducted twice yesterday afternoon because I was home alone and bored, I can categorically assert that it is definitely not pee.

Cats would never do this to anyone— they just don't have the attention span. This is why I will marry my cat and live happily ever after.

I'll try to make this a short and sweet as possible. I stumbled upon Jezebel through I09 because I am a nerd and I do nerd shit. I'm an empathetic type of guy but I never really delved too deeply into the concept of feminism. Until I started reading articles on Jez. Of course I love the puns and snarky comments. But…

Well, this year I only lost an aunt rather than a parent, so I'm calling it a win.

Contributing wine, champagne, and the last of my Templeton Rye to a small gathering with friends. Also, cookies. I hated myself through all of 2014, here's to rediscovering emotions in 2015.

Wine and cheese! Fuck you regularity, I don't even care if I'm constipated tomorrow, that's how much I want to eat all this chevre!

Can't lie. I loled so hard as I watched this. I'm kind of torn over Femen. On one hand, protesting patriarchal religions is a good thing. On the other hand, protesting because you think god is a woman is completely stupid (because obviously there is no god). Cracking down hard on this woman because she offended…

Also....Awestin's reaction is even better in this one

The Best Gift I Ever Got:

I created a burner account because this story is so mortifying. I was in an emotionally abusive relationship, then marriage for over 20 years. No matter how I toiled and sacrificed, nothing was ever good enough, including gifts. Circumstances conspired so that I ended up jobless before a Christmas some years ago,…

The lack of LGBT representation means there were no LGBT characters. This isn't a documentary of real people - the characters represented in the book are what is in the story. They don't have lives beyond the page - what is represented is what we have, and what was represented was a whole lot of cis, straight people.

There were no LGBT students there - this is one thing I hate, Word of Gay from an author. We saw no LGBT people in the books, there were no LGBT characters there - retconning in a hypothetical LGBT character is a terrible cop-out. I'm assuming that JK Rowling's straight, cisgender privilege stopped her INCLUDING any…