What cute little animals could be evil? Let me introduce you to these guys...

Of course it makes a lot of sense to cut off those shabby friends. The thing is, as the article points out, there's a time when you just don't make friends easily anymore.. and then there's just you and maybe a couple of people left. I think not having a social circle (even one made of terrible friends) makes it even…

Sad thought: I have moved so much in my 20s that I honestly feel like I have no "real" friends anymore. My best friend lives in CA, and any very good friends I made in my late teens/early 20s all live half a country away as well. I just moved at age 30 to a new place after living somewhere for 6, left a very close…

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I recall seeing in a music magazine back in 1994 or so a so-called fantasy photoshoot which involved a marilyn mason pretending to murder a naked woman by suffocating her with a plastic bag. It's kind of rich for him now to act concerned that persons might think he was involved in a rape video.

Diddy did it first:

It always struck me as a word a really repressed grandmother would use. On par with dirty pillows.

I prefer cunt. I enjoy the fact that my vagina's cognomen is the most offensive swear in most English-speaking countries. What do men get in comparison - dick? I think we know who wins that fight.
Plus, it's fun to see whether or not people flinch when you drop the word cunt in casual conversation. This could just be…

How about "gadget"? That's what my mom calls ladyparts.

Pussy is the worst of all of those. I would NEVER shag a man who said pussy. Like panties, it's a word used by sleazy pervs.

I see your sparkle cave, and raise you a glitter bun.

Which is the scientifically correct term for the visible part of female genitalia, and it can also be used sensually in the bedroom since it rolls of the tongue smoothly and doesn't sound as cold-heartedly scientific (and inaccurate) as "vagina" nor as harsh as "cunt".

Way too much overlap with "ooze" there.

To be honest I breathed a sigh of relief when I read that it was fictionalized. Man my bar is so low nowadays.

Reminds me of a Simpsons joke where Homer right before he goes into space gets a call from President Clinton and asks him if he knows where he can get some 'tang. This was before Lewinsky.