well that was a huge waste of time

GET IN LOSER, WE'RE GOING TO THE OPERA.

Also, what is with the scare quotes around vintage. It was made in the 1920s. It is vintage.

fabulASS

I take your point but there is no such thing as "the Jezzies." We're not a monolith.

But really, what isn't?

"a normal haistyle?" We're doing this now?

This might not make sense to some Americans or Canadians, but it is a big deal for a English girl - specifically one from Manchester. It is my dirtiest, most shameful secret, and one that made even my husband look at me with disgust.

This was my exact thought.

This is great. The sooner our country's youth shake off the "mind-forged manacle" that is religion, the better.

maybe we could just stop hacking off baby dick tips to begin with.

HER STOMACH LOOKS LIKE MINE!!!! HER THIGHS LOOK LIKE MINE!

Oh, dear Lord, you ain't kiddin'. I love beer and am post-menopausal. I couldn't wear them ever.

why the fuck would you even show me that vintage Chanel belt right before I go on vacation? Like, I know I can't afford it, you know I can't afford it, but now my vacation is ruined because I don't fucking have it and everything hurts.

Agreed. Marie, I'm not into you for your money, I'm into you because you are GORGEOUS, even in a beanie in a candid photo. I'm cool with a prenup!

No one "needs" an epidural either but some people find they very much want them. Same for doulas.

You win

A booger picked from someone's boyfriend's nose, for $100, and a tragicomically misguided sense of pride and honour. I was 18 and.... not sober.