I fly out on the wing. Sure, it’s cold and windy, and the weather can get pretty bad, but I keep myself entertained by staring in the window at William Shatner.

Putting this in a slide show is the Liz Truss of editorial decisions. 

That’s an insult to big ol’ pieces of shit.  

But there are animals in Florida waters

While $102.6 million may sound like a lot of money, it’s just a drop in the bucket for a company with a market cap of nearly $50 billion. And because this is a class action lawsuit with 38,000 members, each person will only get $2,700, which might cover just some of the repairs and the loads of oil those customers had…

That’s what I thought until about 3 weeks ago ... those royal families are hopeless

Nothing lowers property values more than building a video instead of a bullet list!

I work at a university. We had a commencement speaker who started her speech by saying she’d follow the three “B”s of public speaking: Be Brief, Be Sincere, and Be Seated. She then rambled on for about 45 minutes. 

In reverse order (last to first):

A video? I guess I’ll never know...

Where are you getting a Coke for 5 dollars? It’s over that price around here for the minor leagues. Businesses are going to business I suppose. 

Hey ask Sam Fels over at Deadspin if he knows Juan Soto turned down a $440M contract extension from the Nats and that’s why they traded him? Also let him know his article is insanely stupid because of that fact. Also tell your CSuite to allow comments on Deadspin again and that they’re idiots.

I know, you’d think a store where all the employees wear red would favor the Bloods.

Videos can go to hell. Hopefully enough clicks with no views to deter this in the future..

This was posted on Reddit 8 years ago by /u/BlakeClass:

Ughh.. hate it.. hate that slideshow as well. 

Don’t like it, worse than a slideshow.

I hate it and will not be watching.