Toyota did well in emulating the styling of the Mustang and taking NOT A GODDAMN THING from the Alfa Romeo playbook.

And people wonder why Alfa reliability jokes are still funny.  They’ll stop being funny...when they stop being true.

Exactly what I said to my wife earlier this evening. Takes a Good Canadian Guy to spell it out.

Oakley is behind this, guaranteed.

“I’ll have the Kidde’s meal”

Nearly five months ago, I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage while I was just standing around at a work party. When I collapsed, I fractured my skull.

That’s not the camshaft. It’s the cataclysmic converter. 

Prosecutor: “Golly, your honor, I didn’t release it, and I have no idea how it got out.”

Which one is supposed to be the better looking one?

Like this?

That was my thought exactly. If you can carry around a 6 pound battery while camping you’re going to be within 50 feet of your car.

That was my thought exactly. If you can carry around a 6 pound battery while camping you’re going to be within 50…

Let’s go! Pedal through the metal!

I’m sure I’ll disagree with the styling of the new Frontier, but let's hope it gets a tighter turning radius.

Fighting is part of the game.

Specially since this car, just like the Buick Skylark, does not have Posi-Traction it would seem.

Who the heck makes a GTO inspired wagon with a 2.56 to 1 rear end?  I understand the need to highway cruise, but it's never the real deal so put an overdrive automatic in it with a minimum 3.55 ring gear and a positrac so the thing can leave it's mark.  This just screams I had all these parts laying around so I bolted…

Let’s also not forget that it is COMPLETELY LEGAL FOR WOMEN TO BE TOPLESS IN NEW YORK!

This is one of those purchases that seems like a great idea shortly after winning the Powerball jackpot. But then, 5 years later when you’re penniless and turning tricks in a back alley to feed your crippling drug addiction, you look back and think “Maybe that wasn’t the best idea.” 

This question seems utterly rhetorical... has a way to stop kids from eating their boogers been invented yet ?