In keeping with their tradition of valuing employee feedback, the Mets front office has responded by adding a post-workout bus ride from Syracuse to the team’s new overnight accommodations in Elmira.

What a coincidence. I don’t want to see a video of Robert Kraft getting a hand job. I happen to like having eyeballs.

Roger Connor became the first player to hit a grand slam in Major League Baseball history on Sept. 10, 1881, for the National League Troy Trojans in a game against the Worcester Ruby Legs.

Beautiful. See you in court.

The good news is that as you get older, the skin becomes more fragile, so you can bump against something without noticing it and later on have bruise marks.  I don’t know if aspirin contributes to this because in my case it seems episodic.  Maybe I’m just clumsier now and then.

i’ll throw in #2 and #3.  

I’m not sure enough people appreciate this comment.

He just wanted those kids to stop their Evil Ways...

He just wanted the rest of the clubhouse to change their evil ways.

Embarrassed Bradley alum here... Not only do we have those degrees... We have a sports media school named after Hall of Famer Charlie Steiner. Dammit this is stupid, and Dave Reynolds has always been very fair and covered the team faithfully through highs and lows.

Actually, cutting down on Hernandez’s number of games worked would lead to faster play because of less interruptions.

Mama June made a boo-boo.

Shit, at this point, $6.90 would be quite the windfall for me!

Cut Mark some slack.  The Zuckerberg’s are preserving the natural beauty for many generations of regular people to never see.

Just not sure David Tracy should arbitrate what “looks better”.

How’s this for perspective.  When Harper’s contract is over Bobby Bonilla will still have 4 more “Bobby Bonilla Days” to get paid.

To put it in another perspective, when it’s over the Mets still owe Bobby Bonilla 4 more years of payments.

To really put the duration of this contract into perspective, when it expires, R. Kelly will try to have sex with it.

He’s probably pretty sick of Flushing right about now.

Thank you! Measles, Chickenpox, Rubella (German measles), Mumps, Smallpox, and Polio are childhood diseases that no healthy child should have to ever endure again due to immunizations. Honestly, even a sickly child shouldn’t have to worry if vaccination rates are high enough due to herd immunity.