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Better yet, don’t use a debit card to pay for anything ever, if you can avoid it. But most importantly, not anything bigger than a “small bills” purchase.

Five dollars a month? Nobody can afford that!

At least you know who your friends are because they stab you in the front.

If you had Warner Wolf and a $4,900 bond . . . you lost!

I only googled it because I read your comment...

  • If no other objects can be found, feel free to use the large clumps of fecal matter rapidly accumulating in your underwear.

The kid’s already flopping with no contact.

Iowa, The Punxsutawney Phil of General Elections.”

Shhhh....campaign workers like myself gotta eat.

Applaud... and shriek

We do not need to know this. Consenting adults make a mess of their personal lives everyday. Jeff Bezos decimates unions and exploits his workers. Amazon leaves a trail of housing and transportation problems in communities and they get major tax breaks for that privilege. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and New York

LOL. I was visiting Texas (a friend grew up there) and I asked a bartender for “something local” as I always do when traveling. The bartender looked at me like I was stupid, because the only “local” beer he's heard of was the awful mass-produced Shiner. I haven't been back to Texas since.

AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, I THOUGHT TURKEYS COULD FLY.

I got fired for getting hurt on a construction then went to get checked out. It was only after I told them go fuck themselves.... now I’m in sales. 

This is wrong, and you know it. Wrenching on cars that were born before you were should make you realize what happens to old molded rubber components. They dry out, they degrade from UV, and they crack. Then the thick rubber section opens it’s terrible maw when you slide it into first gear, and as you satisfyingly

Real life Bullitt:

Why on earth would you give a 20-year-old home for a short period of time from college a curfew?!? Maybe I’m an outlier, but when my kids are 20, they determine how to live their lives.

Not for nothing the promo codes are kind of hidden in the photo caption

Not for nothing the promo codes are kind of hidden in the photo caption