The Mets are on year 4 of a 25-year contract with Blockbuster Streaming.

Do the Mets really seem like a team capable of managing a Netflix account?

First class. I scored last minute upgrades for cheap (well, not cheap but a number I could justify) a couple times and it was nice but not 10x the price nice. Since then I look but it’s almost always full. I usually do the extra legroom of it’s not more than $100 though.

It seems like every time I buy a new car, I struggle to remove its oil filter because the previous owner decided to crank that sucker down tight. the car hasn’t run in over 20 years and there’s 27 inches of rust/grease creating an impenetrable seal between the filter and engine. Also, the engine bay currently being…

More like Pooperintendent amirite

That’s not a typo, Alanis. They know what they have.

A perfectly preserved POS is still simply a POS.

He swapped out that hat for a bowler in the third inning so that the fedora would still be fresh in August.

You probably would have missed a lot of school...

I imagine divorce and foster care, all because little 10001010 thought the Fiats were neat.

Depends. Do you mean a baseball or 153 fish?

Not unless the ball has got that holy spirit.

I dont know, but I do know that Brady cannot.

Really think you should consider changing the title of this article to

This just in: UK plans on banning all public transportation of aluminum foil and plastic wrap.

The order doesn’t matter, but you need to be careful you don’t cross the streams. Power cooties are no joke.

And about $13 on haircuts.

A foolproof plan, except for the part where little league players have to throw accurate pitches for it to work.