It’s usually the least of your underhood concerns when you’ve got a Citroen.

It’s kind of hard to feel too bad for someone who thought dropping almost ten grand on access to Jets tickets was a sound investment in the first place.

Additional evidence: Jets fan

I think Kim Jong Un’s weapon of choice is anti-aircraft artillery. Gives the condemned a little extra thrill as the gunners find their range.

Realtor.com allows filtering by number of garage bays. I know because I used it when I bought my house 3 years ago.

I’ll let them order pizza but the second they order a hawaiian pizza its off to the adoption agency with them.

This is how F40's end up in lawsuits over insurance coverage with Time Lords.

“You stole his car, and killed his fucking dog”

if, as you surmise, God hadn’t intended for man to eat on the move, then he wouldn’t have had us walk upright on two legs in the first place.

lol like anyone could get close

oh yeah? if you’re so confident, let’s see you take a picture of your other taillight....

I hate unnecessary apostrophe’s!

Its Daylight Saving, not “savings”.

Dang, pour one out for your parents’ grocery bill.

That is Saving, not Savings. Saving is singular as you are saving only one thing. This is a common mistake

Same here. Headline is technically incorrect. A ‘fired employee’ did not make reservations. An employee made the reservations and only AFTER that became a fired employee.

The Editor Conservation Society estimates that they’ll be functionally extinct by 2020.

I drive the speed limit with tinted windows

...Or bluetooth. Or iOS. I guess you’re right. I’m throwing it away now.

I’m pretty sure I read a ‘legitimate’ study about diet soda making people fat, they used the same logic without the humor.