Similar to the bloody nose I got while trying to bring all of the groceries in from the car in one trip.

Jesus Christ, just unhinge your jaw and swallow the burger whole digesting it slowly over the next couple weeks like the rest of us.

You miss 100% of the soups you don’t throw.

I was expecting to read the name of his new team four paragraphs earlier.

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C’mon, Chris. Geno just threw it out there and once again the wrong guy came up with it.

I’ll bet he jacked up his muscles 7,000%!

Thank you-you gave several good additions.

What the hell is that abomination of a wing doing on what is a perfect from the factor first gen Charger!?

Not quite as good but it will do.

Years ago I read in Smithsonian Magazine that George continued to personally celebrate his birthday on the 11th.

I’m not crazy, but my LOW PRICES are!!!

My understanding is that baseball sells only 90 seconds of ad time between half innings, yet it takes up to 2:30 on average between when the cut to commercials happens from the end of one half inning, to the first pitch of the next half inning. You’ve got 16 inning changes where you are wasting at least a minute on…

Sorry - that’s a dealbreaker for me. Guess I’m not running in 2020.

NP. I mean, you are clearly paying for those seat covers and getting a free car.

The high school should be renamed for him.

well, she’s caucasian.

How can you tell you’re seeing the most careful Hayabusa rider of all time? — He’s wearing jeans and sneakers, rather than shorts and flip-flops.

I’m not sure people are getting this joke.