Right? The amount of time I spend fantasizing in my physics class instead of learning.

*slight breeze blows by*

What? No linoleum?

Ha, I posted about VC Andrews, and then saw someone question anyone finding her books hot. I was 12 to however long that original series lasted. I literally got horny watching sitcoms.

Same.

Ah, not knowing Manhattan history, this definitely flew over my head. Thanks!

I got your joke. Of course the Second Ave subway was the line that was supposed to replace the El but never happened.

I LOLed and starred your previous message.

Judging by the Mets roster with pitchers and catchers reporting in less than a week it is exceedingly likely that St. John’s taking out #4 Duke and #1 Nova in back to back games will be the pinnacle achievement for Queens, NY sports teams in 2018—but we’ll keep an eye on Jack Kaiser Stadium in Jamaica this spring to…

People need to learn to stop posting their trip photos in the media, social or otherwise.

The best breakfast

Seriously, this is super illegal and exposes the city to fines for every single pole. Absolute dumb fucks at city hall.

That was my first thought. Is hydraulic fluid running down sewer drains really something you want?

Seriously...isn’t this eventually ending up in the storm drains?

Superchargers have a shitty whine that reminds me of a failing transmission. Turbochargers sound like a jet engine under the hood.

And the Friday before the Super Bowl. What are most people going to be talking about this weekend and on Monday?

Gobbler’s Knob? There’s really a place called Gobbler’s Knob?

Son, I don’t think I ever told you about the Bentley 4.5l Blower my own grandpa had loving restored, and gave to me as a gift. But sadly only a month after he had finished it the garage it was sitting in burned to a crisp along with all records of it.

“Ya know, son, we brought you home in a Mercedes Benz Gullwing that your great-grandpa lovingly restored. Unfortunately it was totaled the next day and a house fire destroyed all records of it. But trust me, it would make me really happy to get another.”