Tebow: [steps into RH batter’s box]

I tell people the only way you’ll ever know I won the lottery is when you never see or hear from me again.

Liar liar. I have it on good authority the bettor was a brave gentleman named Gregor McConner, who had a good feeling about putting it all on black.

Lucky for this bar brawling, boob-grabbing domestic abuser that he didn’t take a knee during the anthem, or his career would be over.

A close call, I think we can all agree.

Uneven tire pressure is the most likely culprit ....

They’re being charitable.

^^ This.

“3 days. 3 days? That’s it?” - Adrian Beltre

This feels like a win-win.

You are right, the article is wrong, ASKING is never illegal.

There is nothing wrong with that tailgate.

Would be dynamite fishing, probably.

I don’t know if you can even call this beef. It’s more like beef byproduct from a bad fast food place.

“Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.” - Enzo Ferrari, or so I read

Doing the Lord’s Work

Obviously I would love to get Yu Darvish for this year’s playoff push, but yeah I am joking about Tanaka haha

Why stop there? Why not offer them a mattress filled with bedbugs and a DVD of the 2010 and 2011 World Series?

no, a beautiful woman in the back seat calls for fogging the window !

...do... do we even have any proof the “male” Doctors have penises? Asking for a friend.