Not a single “dong” in this post.

I came here to bust the editor’s choice of the wrong car in the banner, but it’s too dusty in here for that.

GTFOH with logic like that.

You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

This is a problem in virtually every kind of trade reporting (which music journalism most certainly is) where you can’t do your job without access, and access is controlled by publicists and PR professionals who only want to work with publications that make their clients look good. Had Hopper published those stories,…

“Mikey... Mikey... we never told you that you were adopted. We figured you knew... You’re a 50-year-old man. This never dawned on you?”

How about people who have right of way and still try to wave you in. That’s some next level annoying stuff right there.

Isn’t there already a buyout provision?

Soylent Green: It’s not just for Dinner anymore!

Team Meteor

But the people that buy his schitck don’t know that ...

Well, reasonable people know that the whole McGregor v Mayweather presser was just a hype for their publicity stunt match. I bet they discussed it over the phone, “I’ll wear my ‘fuck you’ suit for the photo ops and maybe say something racist for good measure.” “Yeah, sounds good, then I’ll bust out $100m check and you…

I forgot Berman is gone. I COULD HAVE WATCHED.

Meh. If one broadcaster doing it one time as some kind of homage means Berman isn’t in the booth doing it himself on every deep ball, cut your losses and take the win.

Pfft. As a baseball purist, I find the Sacrifice Bunt Derby far more entertaining.

As pointless and useless as it is to post, because it amounts to nothing more than a star click, I am overwhelming compelled to respond to your post with the following:

Last week on “Houses vs Cars” we saw The champion brick colonial defend it’s title against McLaren’s finest. Tonight! It’s cape cod vs Hyundai as two first time scrappers look to make their way onto the leader board! <<cue music>>

That usually happens after you are hit in the head, if TV has taught me anything...

The fact that she had the nerve to stick her carryon in the front when her seat is in the back is reason enough to deboard her without benefit of air stairs or jetway...