To synergize the effects, I like to make a cocktail of Tylenol and alcohol. I call it “Cirrhosis”.

That is a Meat Lover’s Breakfast Sandwich. A Triple Mess is what happens after you eat it.

i’m interested, but i spoke to the wife, sadly, and we’re not going to take it.

Even if the car does have a rigid chassis, it’s still not necessarily easy to get a car to go straight. Rear tires want to pass the front, each rear tire gets slightly different traction and power delivery. Torque from the engine tries to twist the frame and loads the rear tires differently.... To top it all off, you…

For that amount of money, I’d just buy a real Volkswagen Beetle.

There was one of those near my elementary school!

I have it on good authority that being Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch helps.

With all due respect, it’s pretty crazy to call this the best film of all time when A Very Brady Sequel exists.

This Cadillac Hearse You Can Sleep And Poop In

I’m told the gift bags on opening day will be nothing short of spectacular.

According to the report, the accuser says she met Conley in an elevator and he asked her to have a foursome with another friend of his.

I would imagine most rural 12yr old kids in Austrialia are capable of driving. Think of those that live on a remote farm or cattle station larger than some US states.

Thank you! Why did I have to scroll so far down the comments to find the most obvious answer? Silver is the most non-color you can get.

Lack of a license wouldn’t keep her off the road

The driver in the car..... “WHAT THE FUCK YOU FILMING IN PORTRAIT FOR”

Jeez, you’d think a guy who plays half his games in Dodger Stadium would be a little more understanding of someone late in getting to their seat.

Silver is the worst because no one can see you! I switched my silver for black and suddenly people quit trying to run me off the road. 

Yes! My vote is for silver, as the most ubiquitous car color that ever car seems to be. They are also invisible in rainy or grey weather. Dark Grey, while very similar, is actually the best car color.

Be sure not to drop your toast in the water! Having soggy toast would be a shockingly sad end to your of wine and bubble bath wonderland fantasy.

Be sure not to drop your toast in the water! Having soggy toast would be a shockingly sad end to your of wine and…

Whatever dude! Now I can finally make toast in the bathtub.

Whatever dude! Now I can finally make toast in the bathtub.