Yoenis Cespedes.. the first major leaguer to enter Concussion Protocol from his own jewelry.

Guaranteed ignored.

This one time I was flying from Chicago to Louisville on a United flight, and...... I was re-accommodated. That really sucked.

Great idea! I love this. I was wanting a pack the same colour as his (perhaps this is the wrong way round!) to match, but now I like that idea better!

Sorry you had that experience. I had the opposite. I remember the ONE time my mom got drunk when I was young to this day cuz it freaked me out. (nothing bad she was just laughing a lot and speaking weird and we were supposed to be in bed). My dad on the other hand.......

“At Farmers, we’ve seen everything.”

This is why after the first break down inside of 20 miles from home he should have trailered the busted Jeep to Moab after it was running so that when it blew the engine it could at least died in Valhalla for Jeeps.

A terrible NBA owner and a New York lawyer get into an argument. Who’s the asshole?

He meant to say vertically symmetrical, which means your pedantry is the most sought after type.

I quit hiring Korn Ferry because every time I did, I just got a large boat that played Freak On A Leash on repeat.

Holding it in won’t kill you. But maybe planes could have like a funnel hose in the bathroom you could politely relieve yourself into?

Even $kaycog cannot find a woman beautiful enough to improve the looks of the Sebring.

Dude. I watch The Price Is Right all the time on BUZZR, a free over the air TV channel 13.3 here in Los Angeles, and I trip out on the cars they give away. A Mazda 323! Renault Alliance Convertible! A CHEVETTE!!

Like when someone wins the Chevette I’m like “fuck, you lost, dude.”

If he did that, he’d better lawyer up.

This is pretty standard fare for an employer’s anti-unionization campaign. One of the first things an employer will do is publish a Q&A that has a decidedly anti-union bend. There is so much law governing what an employer can and cannot communicate to employees that it defies belief that Cornell wouldn’t utilize the…

As an L&E attorney I can assure you that there is a 0% chance that these questions were prepared by students. What Barbra probably meant was that these questions were prepared by a “former student” who is now a partner at a prestigious law firm.

Engine: a Honda engine.