Shouldn’t Puerto Rico be part of the American team? I know they’re not a state, they’re whatever an unincorporated territory is, but we have three things we call territories and they’re still Canada.

I’m so confused. You claim that it is “nicely put together”, yet you are reviewing an MG.

It’s been sullied by poors.

The monster!

Proofreader Man to the rescue! (sorry, it’s late and I’m procrastinating at work)

thank you for bringing up the Victor Zambrano/Scott Kazmir trade. It was a great example of a trade that was awful at the time and then became SUPER awful shortly after the fact. It’s an all-time LOL Mets for me.

Maybe the Mets will trade a top prospect for him now

And just think, after all of this it will make nearly as much power as a new Briggs & Stratton!

And more beating

Can we please stop using TWC Storm Names™ as though they are official storm names? They exist only to make ratings for TWC. The Vane’s excellent meteorological guru made that distinction years ago. 

Oh, I see your problem. The valves should be on *top* of the piston.

So you use your toothbrushes for cutting things instead of cleaning your teeth. Well, I reckon that explains it.

Hey Nick, I shouldn’t have to look up an acronym in the headline on my own. Maybe you’re buried in this stuff to the point where SID is common knowledge, but most of the rest of us aren’t

I’m proud to say the only time I have ever asked this question I had just woken up on the sidewalk behind Cafe Lafitte in Exile and I genuinely didn’t know they answer myself. Sadly, neither did the streetsweeper guy.

r/floridaman

The Florida Man twitter account is alive and well. All the stories in this article are directly from that timeline.

Ashley Dokey however, used to work at Atlanta’s Gold Club.

And he would have pitched more if it weren’t for that corny uniform.

[David Price meets with Dr. Andrews at the combine]

Is it just me, or does the NCAA rule on things with the same sense and levels of consistency as the average game of Calvinball?