Decades later, a guy in my wife’s HS class brought the GTO convertible he received as a graduation gift. Still has it. Beautifully restored.

If these are currently the top scams, at least the Nigerian royal family has recovered from its difficulties.  I haven’t received an email from a Nigerian prince in years!

Price Chopper is very big in upstate NY.  Downstate, not so much.

And it’s well known the rhythm method isn’t reliable if you’re syncopated.

Laundrie wasn’t found guilty.  He killed himself, and a in a journal found with his body, he admitted to killing Gabby.

Sorry I haven’t got a picture.  But for my scariest costume, I dress in business casual clothes, grab a clipboard and a tape measure.  Then, I go door-to-door telling whoever answers that I’m the tax assessor.

I’m overweight, and have a beard, but I’m no Santa Claus. In case anyone is inclined to take your advice seriously, 500 feet is way too low to safely parachute out of a plane

Call me skeptical. A taxi delivers passengers door to door. A 4-passenger aircraft with a 50-foot wingspan can’t do that in my neighborhood. The street I live on is 32-feet wide, with above-ground utility poles and on-street parking on both sides. So, if I use this, won’t I need a traditional taxi to get from where…

The high school I went to skipped gifted students one grade course-by-course. But sending a 9th-grade kid to 10th grade math just mixed them in with 10th grade kids. If you did 12th grade physics in 11th grade, there was no science class for you to take in 12th grade. Had I gone to summer school for the classes I…

I like that Sears never asked what we did to tools. I had an old level that just wouldn’t level anymore. I don’t know what I did to that. Took it to a Sears store. They didn’t have that size anymore, so they let me pick another, similar one.

Because of my background, no lawyer in his or her right mind, defense or prosecution, would ever put me on a jury. My son and his wife are lawyers. My cousin was an assistant DA. My dad and I were both cops. I was once a reporter. I’ve sat through dozens of trials. Because I once was a government official I’ve been…

I’ve been to London twice in the last nine years. I have two oyster cards (for the underground) with about 20 pounds each on them. I paid my bank a fee to convert my dollars to pounds. My bank credit card doesn’t charge a conversion fee, so if I go over again I’ll try to pay for everything in local currency with the…

Thanks, but googling “light-duty vehicle” comes up with 184-million hits, and unless the governor specified a definition, what it means in the context of what she proposed is still a question that needs an answer.

The 2004 Monterey belongs, sure.  But so do most Mercuries, throughout the history of the marque.

These guys aren’t still your friends, are they?

I’m not going to  bother looking for a pic, but omitting the ‘53 Studebaker coupe?  You guys ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

The McLaren and the Superbird are both reminders of why we all need to be careful when considering a car with a Florida title in the near future.

35% of light-duty vehicles by 2026? What’s a light-duty vehicle? A pickup truck? A passenger car below a certain weight? An F150, but not an F250 or an F350? How many electric pickup trucks are on the market now? Since a new-car model year starts around this time of year, isn’t that really a thirty-six month time…

But a dwarf mammoth wouldn’t be mammoth, would it?

In the event of a power failure, eat all the ice cream first!