Where I live, installing the dealership vanity-plate surround doesn’t cost extra.  Leaving it off (or removing it) is what they charge extra for.

You know that used-car prices are out of hand. This just emphasizes that.

This is what puzzles me about data collection. Google, on my phone, but not on my laptop, keeps telling me they are legally required to acquire my date of birth. First, if they do legally need it, how come they only ask on my phone, and how come they keep allowing me to use Google on my phone, although I haven’t…

I borrowed a Volare company car for a business trip.  When I bought it back, I remarked that while a free car was pretty great, if that car was assigned to me permanently, I’d never put any oil in it.

Why then, are there so many car ads on TV?

If I understand correctly, if you can use the plane again, it’s a great landing.  So, not a great landing.

His name is still all over social anti-social, and unsocial media. I guess he really didn’t need a PR department.

If you want your kids to achieve the maximum return on investment in those loose teeth, have them lose the teeth at grandma’s  house, not at home.

Bless you for doing the work of any and all deities.

How did this happen?  Didn’t the snake have to go through gate security?  Didn’t it have to wear a mask while in the cabin?  All the passengers do.

The fact that South of the Border is on your list doesn’t say much for the status of favorite road trip stops.

Despite your recommendation, I bought my wife some flowers. The florist asked if I wanted to enclose a card. I told him, “I think she knows who they’re from.”

But if it did that, someone might fall out of bed.

It might be useful for social distancing if you were transporting someone who might have COVID to a testing site.

You forgot coal dust.

I’ve never shot up a car, or had mine shot up.  However, with every roadside sign I’ve ever seen shot up, it’s pretty obvious which side of the sign the shooter was on.  It makes me wonder why the cops bought this idiot’s story in the first place.

Or, if you’d like a shorter article, “They discharge built-up static electricity.”

What I think is odd about Amazon’s data collection is how they use your shopping to suggest you buy the same thing you just bought, or something very similar, and how they use it to suggest something useless.

Does Joe Rogan have any reasonable opinions?

A defendant serving as his or her own lawyer can be awfully dangerous. While questioning Ms. Daniels, he can get an answer like I saw in a murder trial where one defendant cross-examined another.