My two current vehicles are 14 and 7-years old. And, I bought the 7-year-old one from a dealer whose mom I went to high school with. In that instance, the day I picked up the car and paid by certified check, I was still there for almost five hours. That will give you an idea how much I love the car-buying process. I’d…

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Had I seen the original article, I would have suggested Nissan Armada.  Sales literature for this truck didn’t even indicate if it could float.

Remember newspapers and magazines?  The ads in those didn’t block the content.

Don’t most floating shelves have a finished underside too?

Texas has a two-year budget of about $250 billion. That, in the words of Bullwinkle J Moose, is antihistamine money. Nothing to sneeze at.

It’s a slide show, so I won’t read it, but It’s a Wonderful Life isn’t really a Christmas movie, nor is Bells of Saint Mary’s. or Going My Way.

I sympathize with the complaint about the oversized carry-on. My backpack is right at the limit. But, it contains all my meds, and all my camera gear. And the camera gear includes 9 Lithium-ion batteries. If they tell me at the gate to check the bag and remove everything from it that has to fly in the cabin, the empty …

Speed limits are still secret in lots of places.  You can exceed the posted speed limit in lots of places without consequence.  The allowable variance, however, is something you’ll only learn when you exceed that variance in the presence of a law-enforcement officer, or a speed camera.

The Long Island Expressway (nothing express about it) sure! However, I’m surprised the Staten Island Expressway (not a damned thing express about it either) and the Belt Parkway aren’t also on this list for the New York metro area.

I liked the steak sandwiches Arby’s had for a while about five years ago.  And, I really  miss Arby’s potato cakes.  Having those go away was deeply hurtful for me.

Since the tires filled with air already have 78% nitrogen in them, how about I pay $110 to get the other 22%?

I guess I’ll be sticking to my 14-year-old Nissan Frontier.

Sure.  Having sex with imaginary characters is what my life is like already.

I find the new names for future Cadillac models to be iqi.

$6 million?

“I decided to follow my patented car-buying technique: “Buy first, think later.”

To each his, her, or their own. What strikes me about this collection is that so many of them are close enough to duplicates that if I had a more tolerant wife I’d strive for more variety.

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I mostly agree with you, but you clearly never rode in the ‘61 Rambler 3-speed that my wife and I inherited when her grandmother passed away.